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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 273
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 397.00
$8.00 won 2 votes

When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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I called my mother from the apartment. When she answered the phone, I could hear a noise behind her that sounded like a jet plane taking off. I asked, "Mother, what's that horrible noise?"

She replied, "It's the dishwasher.... your father fixed it."

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

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CATEGORY Musician Jokes
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My grandfather’s last wish was that we convert his ashes into a diamond.

That’s a lot of pressure.

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