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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 320
# of followers : 1
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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The drunk staggered up to the hotel reception and demanded his room be changed.

"But sir," said the clerk, "you have the best room in the hotel."

"I insist on another room!!" said the drunk.

"Very good, sir. I'll change you from 502 to 555. Would you mind telling me why you don't like 502?" asked the clerk.

"Well, for one thing," said the drunk, "it's on fire."

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Cockroaches are found to be capable in surviving a nuclear holocaust, yet one swat with a newspaper and it would die.

Shows how toxic the media is.

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

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