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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!

2 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
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1 votes

As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.

As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.

1 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
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1 votes

Always keep several get well cards on the mantel...

If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.

"Jim," he said, "you're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"

"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The better question is, where would YOU be?"

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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