Favorite this joke You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...
Repeat the sound another time...
Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...
Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!
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As a kid, I got lectured for only doing the bare minimum to complete a task.
As an engineer, I get paid to do just that.
Always keep several get well cards on the mantel...
If unexpected guests arrive, they'll think you've been sick and unable to clean.
A father thought it was about time to lecture his son, who was somewhat scatter-brained and frivolous.
"Jim," he said, "you're getting to be a man now and you ought to take life more seriously. Just think, if I died all of a sudden, where would you be?"
"I'd be right here, dad," said Jim. "The better question is, where would YOU be?"
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