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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 315
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$8.00 won 1 votes

Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:

1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!

2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.

3. Price is now in gold bullion.

4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.

5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.

1 votes

CATEGORY National Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A new survey shows that 60% of men under the age of 30 don't own a suit...

Then again, those of us over 30 that have a suit don't know if they still fit.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "aod318" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "aod318" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "aod318" |