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If it isn't autocorrect.
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies...
My therapist suggested I need an outlet.
It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.
"Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving."
"Where are you?" she asked.
She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee.
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name.
So I called her Bluff.