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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 355
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 544.00
1 votes

Why did the scared cow say "Moo?"

Because it's a cow-word.

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posted by "aod318" |
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"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. What she actually said was, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Washington Commanders."

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
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Top 5 Signs that Gasoline has gotten way too expensive:

1. A gas station is offering a free car with every fill up!

2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check.

3. Price is now in gold bullion.

4. Texaco now offering monthly payment plans.

5. You're excited to find gas at under $5 a half cup.

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CATEGORY National Jokes
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posted by "aod318" |
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A new survey shows that 60% of men under the age of 30 don't own a suit...

Then again, those of us over 30 that have a suit don't know if they still fit.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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