I decided to write a book but was told if it's an informational book I'd need to be an authority on the subject.

In thinking about this for weeks I decided to write a book about "How Not to Do Things"... I'm pretty much an authority on that subject!

When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...

Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!

My wife is vegetarian; she wanted me to try it.

So I put salad dressing on my hamburger, not bad!

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters that didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!