When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...
Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!
My wife is vegetarian; she wanted me to try it.
So I put salad dressing on my hamburger, not bad!
This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters that didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!
Hunting was a big disappointment this past weekend. After exiting the main road my navigation device said, "Bear left", so I just went home.