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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 475
# of followers : 16
# of following: 16
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 345.00
$10.00 won 4 votes

When you get to be a certain age, there are two things you definitely don’t want to do in the same week...

Upgrade your prescription glasses and buy a full-length mirror!

4 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Marty" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

My wife is vegetarian; she wanted me to try it.

So I put salad dressing on my hamburger, not bad!

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Marty" |
$8.00 won 5 votes

This new technology is for the birds! I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters that didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!

5 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Marty" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

Hunting was a big disappointment this past weekend. After exiting the main road my navigation device said, "Bear left", so I just went home.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Marty" |