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Dan the Man 009

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2540
# of followers : 33
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Location: United States
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Abraham Lincoln Is Knocking
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Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

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Cat Names
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

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Life Is Short
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Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

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Name Change
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Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

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