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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 15
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 684.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you guys were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it all.

Sincerely,

The Opportunist

7 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 1 votes

A little kid goes grocery shopping with his mother. They separate for a short time. Then, being lost, he says, “Martha! Martha!”

Short time later his mother rushes up and hugs him. She says, “Why did you call out Martha, Martha, I am your mother?”

The kid says, “There are a lot of mothers in the store, better chance you’re the only Martha.”

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!

I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

Everyone's heard of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as the ninth reindeer, but many people don't know that there is a tenth one whose name was Olive.

"Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..."

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |