D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 596
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1021.00
$8.00 won 3 votes
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How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?

Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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$10.00 won 3 votes

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

3 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 8 votes

Yo Momma so dumb...

That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

8 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.

She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |