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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 476
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 473.00
$9.00 won 8 votes

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Abraham Lincoln.

Abraham Lincoln who?

Wait! You don’t know who Abraham Lincoln is?

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 2 votes
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

Life is very short...

Literally, it's only four letters long.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

Now that 7 Eleven has been open for 24 hours for the past twenty thirty years or so, don't you think that they should rename the store to 24?

4 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |