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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1436
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 2490.00
$15.00 won 4 votes

A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.

“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”

So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Leaving church one Sunday, a middle-aged woman said to her husband, “Do you think that Flanagan girl is dyeing her hair?”

“I didn’t even see her,” replied the husband.

"And that skirt Mrs. Fitzgerald was wearing,” continued the wife. “Don’t tell me you thought that was appropriate attire for a mother of four?”

“I’m afraid I didn’t notice that either,” said the husband.

“Huh!” scoffed the wife. “A lot of good it does bringing YOU to church.”

3 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

A music store was robbed last week...

Thieves made away with the lute.

2 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

What happened when two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident?

They were worried about the four casts.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |