How does someone actually break out into a "cold sweat"?
Doing Pilates in a Meat Locker?
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...
But I have never been able to make out the numbers.
Yo Momma so dumb...
That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
My laptop was driving me crazy. “The A, E, and I keys always stick,” I complained to a friend.
She quickly diagnosed the problem, “Your computer is suffering from irritable vowel syndrome.”