Where do fish go on vacation?
Mamma Bird: "Are you feeling alright? What's wrong?"
Baby Bird: "I shouldn't have eaten that caterpillar sandwich before the interview. Now I have butterflies in my stomach."
How did the octopus defeat the shark?
He was well armed!
Father: "Take a look at and learn something from your classmate Lucy. She got an A on the last exam."
Son: "Actually Dad, that's the reason I failed... I WAS looking at her."