Why was the desert so bored?
Because it had nothing left to sea!
Why did the elevator go to the doctor?
Because it was coming down with something.
"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"
"I don't know, what?"
"Mom says that drinking a buffalo's milk makes us smarter."
"She's lying. If it did make one smarter, then the buffalo's calves would be scientists."