Where do fish keep their money?
"In the River Banks."
Film Producer: I am going to make a movie. Can you suggest a 'heart-touching' title?
Scriptwriter: I got it... Stethoscope!
Mr. Sharma: ”When I die, love, I want to be cremated.”
Mrs. Sharma: ”That is a good idea, dear. The gold in your teeth ought to pay all the expenses.”
Ravi: How does your family all use just one car?
Bhanu: It's simple. My wife uses it for shopping and to run errands, my son uses it for school, and I use it to go to the gas station to fill-up again.