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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$10.00 won 9 votes

John: Ants really work hard. They work and work and never play.

Peter: Then how come every time I go for a picnic, THERE they are?

9 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

What can you break without touching?

Promise.

13 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

Teacher: What's 5 plus 3?

Student: Um... I don't know?

Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8.

Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!

4 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

Son: "Mom, do I look like God?"

Mom: "No, honey. Why?"

Son: "Because everywhere I go, people say, 'Oh God, he is back!'"

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |