Pig 1: Why don't we ask him to sit with us?
Pig 2: No way, he is quite the Boar!
Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"
Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"
Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"
Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."
Why did the teddy bear skip lunch?
Because he was stuffed!!