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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 146
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1697.00
$25.00 won 6 votes
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Baker: "These are the best cakes, ma'am. We have been baking them for years!"

Customer: "May I have a cake that was baked today, please?"

6 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

Waiter: "Sir, shall I cut the pizza into four or eight pieces?"

Customer: "Please cut it into only four. I won't be able to eat eight pieces."

9 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Where do ghosts go for a swim?

To the Dead Sea!!

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 14 votes

MAN: Have you finished ironing my silk shirt?

BUTLER: Yes, sir.

MAN: Then please bring it here. I have to get dressed!

BUTLER: Sir, I was ironing and someone knocked on the door. I went to open it and when I came back I could smell something burning....

MAN: Don't tell me you've burnt my shirt!

BUTLER: I... yes, I did.

MAN: Oh, no! Fortunately I have another silk shirt in the cupboard.

BUTLER: I know that, sir. That's why I cut it up and patched up the one I burnt!

14 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |