Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses.
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!!
Son: Dad do you believe in ghost?
Dad: No.
Son: Our maid said ghost exist.
Dad: We don't have maid.
Mom: Meet me out in the car right now.
Dad: Why?
Mom: We don't have son.
Dad: Wait.... I am not married..!!
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
Why did the gardener always eat her toast dry?
Because she saw the butter-fly!!