Can you name the favorite game of horses?
Mother: "Why did you swallow the money I gave you?"
Son: "Well, you said that the money was for lunch!"
Panhandler: "Please sir, can you give me $10?"
Man: "Sorry, don't have any change. All I have is a $50 bill."
Panhandler: "No problem sir, if you donate $50 today, you can take advantage of the 10% cash back offer!"
"When is it bad luck to see a black cat?"
"When you're a mouse???"