Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"
Student: "Flying Saucers!"
"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."
"Really, like what things?"
"Well, the moon and the stars."
What kind of alien makes the best of friends?
The one that is down to Earth.
"What do you get if you cross a fridge and a stereo?"
"I don't know, what?"