A housewife answered the door bell to find two beggars outside. "So you're begging in two's now?" she asked.
"No, only for today," one of them replied. "I'm showing my replacement the ropes before going on vacation."
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you are eating a watermelon.
Can you name the favorite game of horses?