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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 42
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 683.00
$9.00 won 16 votes

"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

16 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 15 votes
 

Patient: "I'm having a problem with my eyes. I see something from far but then when I get there, there's nothing. It's gone."

Doctor: "It's a new disease. It's called ASRD syndrome."

Patient: "ASRD?"

Doctor: "It stands for 'Annual Salary Revision Deficiency' syndrome."

15 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 4 votes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

I was playing badminton.

So I took some classes and they are paying off.

Now, I play goodminton.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |