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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 104
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1153.00
$15.00 won 4 votes

A customer goes to the bank to make a deposit.

Teller: "Sorry sir. This $100 bill is a fake one. We cannot accept it."

Customer: "What's the big deal? I'm depositing it into my account, right?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch. After a long day at work, they are both just resting and relaxing as they watch a tv show.

Husband: "I am feeling thirsty. Can you please get me some water?"

Wife: "Shall I also get you some pizza as well?"

Husband: "Oh wow! That‘d be great, my mouth is already watering."

Wife: "Good, that means you don't need the water anymore then."

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 5 votes

A public speaker could not believe his eyes when he saw just one man among the audience.

Nevertheless, he decided to go ahead with his speech. He asked him the reason for coming attending his speech.

The man replied, “It’s a hot day out there. The air conditioning is pretty good in here.”

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 13 votes

Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

13 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |