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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 72
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 862.00
$12.00 won 13 votes

Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"

13 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$15.00 won 12 votes
 

"The letter 'W' is the most dangerous alphabet in the world. Because all worries start with 'W'.... Who, Why, What, When, Which, Whom, Where, War, Wine, Whisky, and Wealth."

"You're forgetting one."

"Really? Which one?"

"Wife!"

12 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 9 votes

A scientist wanted to understand the science of marriage.

So he got married.

Now he forgot what science is all about.

9 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A boy says to his friend, "Today my test results are out and my dad is at home. If I fail in one subject, text me saying ‘good morning to you’. If I fail in two, text me ‘Good morning to you and to your dad.’"

His friend agreed. Minutes later the boy gets a text from his friend. “Good morning to you and to your family and to your neighbors also!"

7 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Shenghen" |