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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 114
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1173.00
$15.00 won 3 votes

What did the magician say when he made the rabbit disappear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow!

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 9 votes

A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

9 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$12.00 won 3 votes

How do you feel if you see a sheepdog with a melon?

"Melon-collie."

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Shenghen" |