Shenghen Profile



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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 57
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 817.00
$9.00 won 4 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 24 votes

A married couple are arguing back and forth about the husband's time on Facebook and Twitter.

The wife threatens, "If you continue to spend more time on Twitter and Facebook, then I will spend more time on Amazon and EBay!"

The husband goes offline immediately.

24 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 26 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

26 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

A man climbs up to the top of a mountain. He shouts "I love you!" and waits for the echo.

The echo comes replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |