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Shenghen

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 37
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 551.00
$50.00 won 26 votes

Tom to his mom: "Mom, please tell me a story?"

Mom: "Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories."

26 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Wife: "You remember when you bought me this blue dress?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "It was on my birthday! And this red gown?"

Husband: "On your birthday?"

Wife: "No... on our anniversary! Don't you remember?"

Husband: "Honey, I'm not good at remembering colors or dresses. I better at remembering prices, those I remember very well!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$50.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?

Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."

6 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

Man: What, according to you, is Philosophy?

Friend: Philosophy are the ideas that act as guides for the best ways to live.

Man: So do you follow them?

Friend: No. I want everyone else to follow.

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Shenghen" |