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Benjones

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Member Since : May, 2018
# of jokes posted : 631
# of followers : 10
# of following: 4
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 1832.00
$9.00 won 4 votes
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What is a lamb?

An animal that grows more 'sheepish' with age.

4 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$12.00 won 6 votes
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What did one candle say to another?

I may be going out tonight.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.

Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.

A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?”

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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$15.00 won 4 votes
 

I am finally financially set for life...

As long as I "go" next Tuesday.

4 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
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