Mary Jane: "Your husband's birthday is coming up. What are you getting him?"
Wife: "Oh, 100 of his favorite cigars."
Mary Jane: "What did you pay for them?"
Wife: "Nothing! For the last few months I have taken one or two from his box daily. He has not noticed and will be delighted with my ability in getting the kind he always smoked."
chihuahuabulldog : Now that is planning ahead, saving money, and making your man happy. It also cut back on his smoking! LOL Good one! 5 stars Too bad I didn't know about this site when you entered this joke. :-(
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