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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$12.00 won 2 votes

"Have you got anything to drink?"

“Water.”

"I meant something harder?"

“Ice.”

2 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

2019: Live, Laugh, Love...

2020: Lather, Rinse, Repeat...

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

A rookie pitcher is struggling on the mound, so the catcher walks up to have a quick talk with him.

"I think I've figured out your problem," the catcher tells the shaky pitcher. "You always lose control at exactly the same point in every game."

The pitcher feels a little relieved, thinking he has the answer to his issue. "When do I usually lose my control?" he asks his teammate.

"It's usually," the catcher admits, "right after the national anthem."

5 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Two prison guards are changing shifts in the morning.

“You know that a prisoner ran off in the night?”

The other guard sighs, “Ah finally, no more of that dang hammering!”

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |