A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

“Sorry, I’m a little behind.”

Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?

Prime mates.

My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3 am... can you believe it!?

Luckily I was still up playing the drums.