I used to be in a band called The Hinges...
We opened for The Doors!
Doctor: "Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?"
Patient: “Good new please!”
Doctor: “Well, we’re naming a disease after you...”
Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?
Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because today they got into a fight and 2021...