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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 571
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2526.00
$5.00 won 3 votes

How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?

A tractor.

3 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$6.00 won 8 votes
 

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”

8 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$5.00 won 8 votes

Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

8 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

9 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |