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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 571
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 2526.00
$9.00 won 6 votes

I started a new job as a security guard last night.

Before my boss left he told me I had to make sure I watched the office all night.

I am on season 2 already but I don't know what it has to do with security.

6 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$15.00 won 6 votes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$5.00 won 6 votes
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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank..

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a type-O!"

6 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |