Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion...

They said he'll be given a tough sentence!

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?

A tractor.

"What are you going to do this weekend?"

“I’m going to buy glasses.”

“And then what?”

“Then I’ll see.”