In laughter the 'L' comes first...
The rest of the letters come 'aughter' it.
I went to the doctor the other day and complained about my sore feet.
He said: “Gout!”
I said: “But I’ve only just walked in!”
People call me self-centered...
But that’s enough about them.
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are..."