Why do you pronounce “queue” as “q”?

Because the other letters are waiting in line.

What do you call a hen who counts her own eggs?

A mathemachicken.

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.

She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren.

"Oh, I've done all the talking, and I'm so sorry. I know you certainly have something to say. Please, tell me... what do you think of my grandchildren?"

There will be a baby boom in 9 months...

And in 2033 we’ll witness the rise of the quaranteens!