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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$25.00 won 8 votes

A politician visited a remote little rural village and asked the inhabitants what the government could do for them.

“We have two big needs,” said the village headman. “First, we have a hospital but no doctor.”

The politician whipped out his cellphone, spoke for a while and then said, “I have sorted it out. A doctor will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other need?”

“We have no cellphone reception at all in our village.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

A young man showed up to his date’s house and told her they were going to have “an awesome time” that evening.

“What are we doing?” she asked.

“I got three tickets to a concert.”

“Why would we need three tickets?” his date asked.

“The tickets are for your parents and sister.”

7 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 8 votes

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

"How much does it cost to buy a large singing group?"

“A choir?”

"Okay, fine... how much does it cost to 'acquire' a large singing group?"

9 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |