Best Jokes

Two guys were fishing on the Ohio River. One catches the biggest catfish either one has ever seen. He says to his buddy, “We need to remember this spot so we can come back here again.” His buddy pulls a pen out of his pocket and makes a big ‘X’ on the bottom of his boat. The first guy looks at his buddy, shaking his head in disgust. “You idiot- what if we bring another boat next time?”

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
A. I mist you.

Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Man: Did it hurt?
Women: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?