Best Jokes

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.

Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!

A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE???" Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said "Is that your wife your grieving for?" To which the man replied, "No it’s my wife's ex husband"