Best Jokes

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!