Best Jokes

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?.
A: He wanted to be a polyunsaturated!

You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body.

Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD!