Q. What’s a mouse's favorite game?
A. Hide and squeak!!!
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware)
A. Her New Jersey
Patient: Doctor I've been seeing striped cows!"
Doctor: "Have you seen a Psychiatrist?"
Patient: "No only striped cows!"
Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!