Best Jokes

Little Johnny wasn't very good at spelling. During an oral
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"

After a moment's reflection, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

Q: Why did the man bring the bowling ball into the bathroom?

A: So he could watch his toilet bowl!