Best Jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.

Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day my prints will come!"

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: "Don’t look, I’m changing!"

Q: What do you call a woman that knows where her husband is 24/7?

A: A widow!