Best Jokes

- Daddy, daddy... Why is it that everyone calls me stupid?
- I don't know kid; I am not your daddy.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together!

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you!

Q: How do you catch a sqirrel?

A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.