Best Jokes

Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? 

A: A hot dog!

Q: What do you call a wiener dog at the beach? 
A: A hot dog!

A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left foot was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet." He looked up with a puzzled look and said, "Mom, stop joking. I know they're my feet!"

To tag birds migrating, the U.S. Department of the Interior used metal bands that bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: 
Wash. Biol. Surv. 
Until the agency received the following letter from a camper: 
Dear Sirs, 
While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.