Best Jokes

There were three tomatoes: a mum, a dad and a son. The son lagged behind and fell splat on the floor. His dad yelled to him, "Ketchup, son."

Did you know that "verb" is a noun?

If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?

Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I "NEED" you!

Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I "NEED" you!