Best Jokes

Question: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Answer: Because he was trying to see if his son was in his class.

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?"
David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.