Best Jokes

Q: What did the cook say to the dough?
A: I "NEED" you!

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day/seven days a week?
A: A widow.

Teacher: "Lean, how old were you on your very last birthday?"
Lean: "Seven."
Teacher: "Then how old will you be on your next birthday?"
Lean: "Nine."
Teacher: "That's impossible!"
Lean: "No, teacher, I'm 8 today!"

Q. How do you confuse an antarctian?
A. Bleeble!