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Q: What do you call a blind deer?
A: A no-eyed deer (say it out loud)

Q: What do you call a blind deer with no legs?
A: A still no-eyed deer.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Q: What did the football say to the football player?
A: I get a kick out of you.
 
Q: Which two words have the most letters in them?
A: Post office.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Two cats want to cross the river. One is named one-two-three, the other is named un-deux-trois. Who made it across the river first? One-two-three did. Un-deux-trois cat sank.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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