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Heading into the jungle on his first safari, the American visitor was confident he could handle any emergency. He sidled up to the experienced native guide and said smugly. “I know that carrying a torch will keep lions away.” “True,” the guide replied. “But it depends on how fast you carry the torch

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. He gets more and more animated with each passing moment.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that."

Jim had been on a game show for one week straight, getting every question right. At the end of the week the host of the show said, "Jim, you've been excellent this week. If you answer this question, you will win $60,000 and a new car!"

"Okay!" answered Jim.

"Now as you know," said the host, "you can answer part A or part B of the question first. Which one would you like to take a shot at?"

"Oh, how about part B,"answered Jim nonchalantly.

The host said, "OK. Here's your question-part B- And in what year did it happen?'"

The oldest joke in the book, but oh well!

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9 (Seven Ate Nine, get it?)