Latest Jokes

This police officer sees an old lady driving and knitting at the same time so after driving next to her for awhile he yells to her,"PULLOVER". She replies,"No a pair of socks".

Q. How are men like blenders?
A. You know you need one, but your not quite sure why.

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!

Q: What kind of dance does a butcher go to?
A: A meatball