6 votes

Homework! Oh, Homework!
I hate you! You stink!
I wish I could wash you away in the sink,
if only a bomb
would explode you to bits.
Homework! Oh, homework!
You're giving me fits.

I'd rather take baths
with a man-eating shark,
or wrestle a lion
alone in the dark,
eat spinach and liver,
pet ten porcupines,
than tackle the homework,
my teacher assigns.

Homework! Oh, homework!
you're last on my list,
I simply can't see
why you even exist,
if you just disappeared
it would tickle me pink.
Homework! Oh, homework!
I hate you! You stink!

6 votes

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  • Benjones : good joke, hard to get them approved but when approved hope you get enough votes on multi jokes to finish in the money, all get my vote

    • Egbert : good one. got my vote

      • barber7796 : homework. good one and got my vote. hope you finish in the money

        • Everleigh : homework,,,,,,blah......votes....OK. Hope this vote helps you finish in the money. voted

          • Dan the Man 009 : Voted

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