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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 348
# of followers : 3
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 287.00
$5.00 won 2 votes

Someone keeps dumping soil all over my garden bed, and I don't know who's doing it???

The plot thickens...

2 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 won 5 votes

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

5 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?

Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.

Michelle: Are you returning the ring?

Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!

2 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

A lady was taking her first golf lesson. She asked the instructor, "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?"

"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied. "P-u-t means to place something where you want it. P-u-t-t means, merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."

5 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |