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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 376
# of followers : 5
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 296.00
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Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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Did you hear about the new surgery kit that lets the patients sew up his own incisions?

It's called Suture Yourself.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one day.

"Why do you need so much milk?" the mailman asks.

The lady replies, "I heard that taking baths in milk makes you healthier and prettier."

The milkman asks, "Would you like the milk pasteurized?"

She answers, "No, just up to the neck".

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Why don't skeletons ever get mad?

Nothing gets under their skin.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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