S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 543
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 596.00
3 votes

Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"

The policeman said, "What's he like?"

Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

3 votes

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Teacher: "How much is half of 8?"

Little Johnny: "Up and down or across?"

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Little Johnny: "Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!"

5 votes

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5 votes

Me: "I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

Friend: "How?"

Me: "I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

5 votes

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6 votes

What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?

A desserter.

6 votes

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