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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 315
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$9.00 won 2 votes

To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

2 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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$8.00 won 4 votes

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "aod318" |
1 votes

What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The feathers.

Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

1 votes

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