Major damage after Hurricane Miley and Hurricane Cyrus merged together and then jammed into the mainland...

Witnesses say the scene looked like it was hit by a wrecking ball.

Where do you find lost silverware?

Answer: At the fork in the road.

Did you hear about the soothsayer who accurately predicted an earthquake?

Everyone said it was his fault.

Fred: I’ve invented a truck that runs on water.

Ed: Why does it have such huge balloon tires?

Fred: So it can run on water.