iqannnylirod Profile



User Details

Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2234
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3637.00
$12.00 won 4 votes

I got pulled over. The cop asked me why I didn't stop at the stop sign?

I answered, "Do you believe everything you read?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$25.00 won 3 votes
rating rating rating rating rating

How do fleas travel?
They itch-hike.

What insect stays healthy all the time?
Vitamin Bee.

What do bugs use to add things in school?

What do you call an insect that smells nice?
A deodor-ant.

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$10.00 won 4 votes

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

4 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$10.00 won 3 votes

A deaf old lady went to the doctor to find out whether there was any risk of her getting pregnant again.

He told her, “Mrs. Marx, you’re seventy-five. Whilst one can never rule out an act of God, if you were to have a baby it would be a miracle.”

When she got home, her husband asked her what the doctor had said.

“I didn’t quite catch it all,” she admitted, “but it sounded a bit fishy; something about an act of cod, and if I had a baby it would be a mackerel.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |