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iqannnylirod

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2234
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3637.00
$12.00 won 5 votes

A bald man had a real hang-up about his lack of hair. He had tried all types of treatment, but without success. Then one day he passed a barber’s shop with a sign in the window that read: “Bald Men. Your Problems Solved Instantly. You Too Can Have a Head of Hair Like Mine For Five Hundred Dollars.”

And beneath the sign was a photo of the barber with his flowing mane of hair. So the bald man went into the shop and asked the bartender, “Can you guarantee that for $500 my hair will instantly look like yours?”

“Certainly,” said the barber. “It will take no more than a few seconds for us to look exactly alike.”

“Okay then,” said the bald man, handing over the money. “Let’s go for it.”

The barber took the money and shaved his own hair off.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 2 votes
 

Al: This looks like a joke I once told.

Bob: You can't see a joke, Al.

Al: You can once you get hit with tomatoes.

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$25.00 won 4 votes
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

4 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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$10.00 won 1 votes
 

Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

1 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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