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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
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eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$8.00 won 1 votes
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What are the two reasons why babies wear diapers?

Number 1 and Number 2!

1 votes

CATEGORY Baby Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$5.00 won 6 votes

An accountant got out of bed one morning and complained that he had not slept a wink.

“Why didn’t you count sheep?” his wife asked.

“I did, and that’s what got me into trouble,” the accountant replied. “I made a mistake the first hour, and it took until this morning to correct it.”

6 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

It was my wedding day, and no one was happier than my 78-year-old mother.

But as she approached the church doors, an usher asked, “Which side are you on?”

“Oh, no,” she said. “Are they fighting already?”

3 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$5.00 won 4 votes

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, ''Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?''

''I don't know,'' responded the other.

''I'll ask him. ''So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. ''Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?''

''Intelligence,'' the boss said.

“What do you mean, 'intelligence'?''

The boss said, ''Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can.''

The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, ''That's intelligence!''

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, ''What did he say?''

''He said we are down here because of intelligence.''

''What's intelligence?'' said the friend.

The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, ''Take your shovel and hit my hand.''

4 votes

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |